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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/32211&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;That really annoying kid you know&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;randomkid&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Find a good job with decent pay, prove you're smart enough to have that job, then hug its leg REALLY HARD until you master it. Oh, and make sure it has benefits and a 401K. Because YEAH.</html>
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