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 <title>Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 10-Jul-14 15:04:44 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Narwhal (narwhal)</author_name>
 <author_url>http://rainbowdash.net/narwhal</author_url>
 <url>http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3518774</url>
 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/76&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Mashed Potato Jones&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;thelastgherkin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Enough with the timeline crap Twilight! Applejack got shot in the leg and died, Rarity's a drunk, Pinkie's locked in a mental ward because her guilt drove her insane, Rainbow Dash lost an arm in the fire, and Fluttershy lost her larynx because for some dumb reason she tried to destroy a flaming troll doll by eating it!</html>
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