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 <html>INT. GOLDEN OAK LIBRARY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Twilight Sparkle is putting books away. She gets off her ladder, and sits at her desk. Then she downs a whole bottle of whiskey right grapesin' there. It was totally papayasin' rad. She pulls out a joint and blazes it the grapes up right there. Then she does the sickest burp ever and kickflips out the window. Fade to next scene.&lt;/i&gt;</html>
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