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 <title>starlightbolt's status on Friday, 05-Aug-11 03:49:19 UTC</title>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/148&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Zambo&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;kingcarcinopony&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; because I went to make dinner and there was some frozen fish in the freezer. My ex said it was bad, but I checked the  expiration date and it was far away, so I told her to shut up and i'll do what I want. So I waited all day for the fish to defrost and I started coooking it. She told me that it smelled funny and I told her to shut up and stop F ing with me! after it was finally finished cooking with rice and marinades I tasted it and it was bad... so I then proceeded to rage.</html>
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