1.0 link Rainbow Dash Network http://rainbowdash.net/ Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin) http://rainbowdash.net/thelastgherkin http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3611966 It was lunchtime at RDN. Touching butts had been banned by the evil Cabal. Suddenly, @<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/76" class="url" title="Pickle Inspector"><span class="fn nickname mention">theLastGherkin</span></a></span> appeared in the doorway. He knew what he had to do. He grabbed @<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/30324" class="url" title="Cinnamon Swirl"><span class="fn nickname mention">CinnamonSwirl</span></a></span>'s butt and changed the world. Everyone began to touch each other’s butts. @<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/4320" class="url" title="RDN's Lucifer"><span class="fn nickname mention">Nerthos</span></a></span> touched @<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/60" class="url" title="Scribus Caballus"><span class="fn nickname mention">Scribus</span></a></span>’s butt. @<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/798" class="url" title="&#x202E;RedEnchilada"><span class="fn nickname mention">Redenchilada</span></a></span> touched the butt of that dude with the long hair from Brazil, I think his name is @<span class="vcard"><a href="http://rainbowdash.net/user/2706" class="url" title="Boring Rainbow Horse Site Jesus"><span class="fn nickname mention">Mushi</span></a></span>. Even the horrible Cabal touched Purple Tinker’s butt. Everyone touched each other’s butts and it was great.