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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Nov-14 02:46:42 UTC</title>
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 <html>The Parents' Internet Safety Society Association, or &lt;b&gt;P.I.S.S.Ass.&lt;/b&gt;, has informed me that my toilet jokes are too offensive for children. From now on I will refrain from saying the word &amp;quot;poop&amp;quot; on the Internet and I apologize for any trouble I may have caused by using such vulgarities.</html>
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