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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 14-Dec-14 18:26:54 UTC</title>
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 <html>So a black guy walks into a bar, and the bartender goes &amp;quot;What can I get you?&amp;quot; And the black guy says &amp;quot;Oh, just a glass of Coors.&amp;quot; And he gets the drink and pays for it, thanks the bartender, and leaves. The bartender then exaggerates the encounter and uses it as a part of his stand-up routine.</html>
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