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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-14 00:33:35 UTC</title>
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 <html>You are a puppeteer working for Henson's Workshop. While at the office late at night, the Kermit muppet comes to life and speaks to you. &amp;quot;It's your turn to be the puppet.&amp;quot; He violently shoves his little frog hand into your asshole, killing you instantly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Five Nights at Hensons.</html>
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