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 <title>Rarity (rarity)'s status on Sunday, 28-Dec-14 06:23:48 UTC</title>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/28430&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Tair&amp;#x101;-chan&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;northernnarwhal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; The year is 2129; humans can only communicate through increasingly garbled copy-pasta. A man approaches and says &amp;quot;ire: ███ 10 ｓｔｒｏｋｅ ｄｉｃｋ ff ☑ EKT ☾ ☆ ¸. ?&amp;quot; In confusion, I reply &amp;quot;AT ASCII ຈل͜ل͜ຈຈ༽༽ﾉﾉ HA ʙᴏʟᴀ ヽ༼ಢ_ ♌ ❛ั∗)◞ TUCK F (◡‿◡✿)&amp;quot;. This is the world we have wrought.</html>
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