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 <title>baka dashie (bakarainbowdash)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jan-15 19:44:11 UTC</title>
 <author_name>baka dashie (bakarainbowdash)</author_name>
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 <html>a tale of my clumsiness: today i was making lunch for myself and i was making pasta and frozen vegtables (i'm not a good cook) and i spilled the vegetables while pouring them into the bowl and as i was standing up to throw away the floor-veggies i knocked over the pasta onto the floor and after cleaning it all up, i ended up eating eating crackers with cheese</html>
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