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 <title>Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Feb-15 23:52:40 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Narwhal (narwhal)</author_name>
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 <html>The last time I was in a cafeteria putting hot sauce on pizza a girl came up to me and said &amp;quot;oh my god that's going to give you throat cancer!&amp;quot;</html>
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