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 <title>Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Monday, 16-Feb-15 08:51:57 UTC</title>
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 <html>It's so nice to come to work and listen to the women in the office complain for /20 straight minutes/ about how the gifts their husbands got them for valentines were inadequate. It's like listening to the stereotypical spoiled child characters from a TV show whine about how the horse made of diamonds they got is the wrong color.</html>
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