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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Mar-15 21:48:39 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/28430&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Tair&amp;#x101;&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;northernnarwhal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; It's so stupid.  The opening narration is like &amp;quot;in the future, it is peaceful.  Also, there are terrorists.&amp;quot;  William Hurt is bored the entire time, Gary Oldman is obviously evil, they introduce a cute CGI alien that serves the plot in no way, the time travel part seems to come out of nowhere, and Joey's character is super rapey.</html>
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