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 <title>Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-15 20:24:40 UTC</title>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/28430&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Tair&amp;#x101;&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;northernnarwhal&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; There's a wiener-obsessed morning show out where I used to live, &lt;span class=&quot;spbar&quot; style=&quot;color:#000;background-color:#000;&quot;&gt;called the Morning Stiffy, because they &amp;quot;get you up in the morning,&amp;quot;&lt;/span&gt; and they had a 1,000,000 Dong giveaway where if you win you could take it and join a poker tournament and I can't remember anything that was supposed to be funny about it except for &amp;quot;dong.&amp;quot; And, I guess, they were making a millionaire every day.</html>
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