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 <title>Luna. (bobo)'s status on Sunday, 22-Mar-15 22:01:01 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Luna. (bobo)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/32751&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;MetalTao&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;metaltao&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; She has a boyfriend, bruh. Best case scenario, I talk to her enough and maybe get a high five or a hug, and then that will slightly advance me forward once the inevitable falling out between them occurs. Then I push my units forward, and, with the help of some &lt;i&gt; dank memes, &lt;/i&gt; I'll defend myself against the Zerg Rush and win the StarCraft tournament...I mean, she'll like me.</html>
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