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 <title>LCpl Azure Blaze (lcplazureblaze)'s status on Thursday, 26-Mar-15 17:50:00 UTC</title>
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 <html>#&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/firstworldproblems&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;FirstWorldProblems&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Also, could be disturbing so viewer discretion strongly advised. Do NOT say I didn't warn you. &lt;span class=&quot;spbar&quot; style=&quot;color:#000;background-color:#000;&quot;&gt;So last period was my weight lifting period and I had been holding in a dump all day so I went to the oval office. After I was done I looked at the toilet paper dispenser and, you guessed it, all gone. There was no toilet paper anywhere in sight. Reluctantly I emerged from my hole and traveled across the restroom walking like a troll to try and keep the poop from smearing all over my butt to get some paper towels and then crawled back into my office. Everyone in the restroom saw... Why does this always happen to me.&lt;/span&gt;</html>
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