<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<oembed>
 <version>1.0</version>
 <type>link</type>
 <provider_name>Rainbow Dash Network</provider_name>
 <provider_url>http://rainbowdash.net/</provider_url>
 <title>Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)'s status on Sunday, 05-Apr-15 22:36:59 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)</author_name>
 <author_url>http://rainbowdash.net/welcomepony</author_url>
 <url>http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3902049</url>
 <html>I sexually Identify as a Greeting from Daisy. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of greeting disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a salutation is Impossible and I'm bananaing stupid but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Daisy's lips, greeting cards and Mario Kart Double Dash discs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me &amp;quot;Hi I'm Daisy&amp;quot; and respect my right to greet from above and greet needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a salutaphobe and need to check your welcoming privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.</html>
</oembed>
