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 <title>Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Tuesday, 05-May-15 07:45:08 UTC</title>
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 <html>Further to my ongoing series of &amp;quot;Reasons my job makes me want to kill myself&amp;quot;: A woman literally &lt;b&gt;*wailing*&lt;/b&gt; with what I imagine they believe to be &amp;quot;Despair&amp;quot; because her monitor was unplugged. Actual wailing.</html>
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