1.0 link Rainbow Dash Network http://rainbowdash.net/ Haru (haru) http://rainbowdash.net/haru http://rainbowdash.net/notice/3933674 The Protagonist , the Phallus Monster<br />A Fantasy Novel<br />by Polarbear<br />In an Igloo there lived a white, aromatic Phallus Monster named The Protagonist . Not a gay fat, autistic Igloo, filled with Cocks and a black smell, nor yet an irritated, elegant, comical Igloo with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a Phallus Monster-Igloo, and that means Arousal.<br /><br />One day, after a troubling visit from the Crocogator His Nameless Partner , The Protagonist leaves his Igloo and sets out in search of three broken Papper clips. A quest undertaken in the company of Elephants, Crime-fighting Kangaroos and terrible apples.