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 <title>Haru (haru)'s status on Friday, 29-May-15 09:48:23 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Haru (haru)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/36371&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Moya&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;polarbear&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;In the search for the Crocogator-guarded Papper clips, The Protagonist surprises even himself with his Basketweaving and skill as a Plumber.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;During his travels, The Protagonist rescues a Cuccumber, an heirloom belonging to His Nameless Partner. But when His Nameless Partner refuses to try Parkour, their friendship is over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;However, His Nameless Partner is wounded at the Battle of Gettysburg and the two reconcile just before The Protagonist engages in some serious Parkour.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Protagonist accepts one of the three broken Papper clips and returns home to his Igloo a very wealthy Phallus Monster.</html>
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