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 <html>Had a dream that Hitler in a bright green hot rod drove me off the road and gave me the finger. So I chased him down and he ended up in a couple-dozen-car wreck full of cartoon physics and was ultimately ejected from the car at full speed. Then when he survived I reasoned that God must have punished him by making him live forever, so a couple other guys and I dragged him off into the woods to test that hypothesis, and things started getting really Eli Roth.</html>
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