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 <title>Sprocket (sprocket)'s status on Saturday, 19-Sep-15 00:26:00 UTC</title>
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 <html>Dad: &amp;quot;Explains why there aren't any strippers in the mushroom kingdom... those gold coins would hurt! They probably moved to Hyrule...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;But there aren't really a whole lot of strippers in Zelda save for a couple, but even then, they're not really strippers&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Dad: &amp;quot;There's the great fairies...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Me: &amp;quot;Oh... oh my god... OH MY GOD! HOLY CRAP!&amp;quot;</html>
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