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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 27-Sep-15 10:10:52 UTC</title>
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 <html>I had to look up how to spell &amp;quot;bare&amp;quot;.  I always thought it was &amp;quot;bear&amp;quot;.  So &amp;quot;bear slang&amp;quot; kept resulting in hairy homosexuals and &amp;quot;bear jokes&amp;quot; just gave me a million puns involving &amp;quot;bear hands&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;bear minimum&amp;quot;.</html>
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