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 <title>Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Friday, 29-Jan-16 20:31:03 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Narwhal (narwhal)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/17847&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Mattimation&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;mrmattimation&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; I think in this case it's not even a matter of offense, I'm just trying to wrap my head around who would come up with something like that for a show based around kids battling each other with little monsters they capture in tiny mechanisms. There's another banner episode that involves some park ranger dude pulling a gun on Ash and the gang too, which just bamboozles me in its absurdity in context.</html>
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