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 <title>Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Friday, 04-Mar-16 05:32:56 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Zenneth (zennx)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/3182&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;M80 Ball&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;m14brony&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; people who say that have never been face to face with a rain deer who thinks you are a threat to their newborn calf&lt;br /&gt;THEY HAVE JAGGED HOOKS ON THEIR HEADS FFS&lt;br /&gt;Do humans have jagged hooks?&lt;br /&gt;Do they have hooves that can cave your skull in, just by walking over it?&lt;br /&gt;Do they have thick fur that prevents you from defending yourself with a knife?&lt;br /&gt;Humans are grape prey, they can't even navigate by smell&lt;br /&gt;You place a human in the woods and startle it the appleer hides behind the nearest tree, kuz they are too afraid to move further.&lt;br /&gt;Fish in a barrel (without water) are harder to kill</html>
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