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 <title>Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 26-Mar-16 18:34:49 UTC</title>
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 <html>So I had this dream last night that my roommates and I were, not exactly squatting, but sneaking into people's homes while they were away and just, like, watching TV, but then we got caught and I somehow ended up having a fancy dinner with my parents and one of the families we were . . . mooching off of? Anyway, the family matron was just like Mallory Archer and everything I did irritated her to no end, so I did so much stuff because it was hilarious. Also, at one point, we were washing a guy's truck so that we could hide behind/under/inside the truck and blend in with a detailing crew, and I gifted a wristwatch to his son because it was Halloween.</html>
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