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 <title>Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-11 20:30:57 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Jon and Angela Conrad (fnordly)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/798&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Digimon World Sucks&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;redenchilada&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Now, here's a little story I've got to tell about three bright mares that you know so well. It started way back in history with Luna, Derpy and me, Pinkie... Been had a little 'gator named Paul Revere. Just me and my little Gummy and a quart of beer. Galloping across the land, kicking up sand, sheriff's posse on my tail, 'cause I'm in demand. One lonely cutie I be. All by myself with no pony. The sun is beating down on my Yankee's hat. The air is getting hot. The beer is getting flat. Looking for a girl, I ran into a guy. He said, &amp;quot;Eeyup.&amp;quot; I swooned, &amp;quot;Hi...&amp;quot; #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/pinkierap&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;PinkieRap&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</html>
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