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 <title>Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Saturday, 23-Apr-16 15:30:57 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1089&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;adiwan&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;adiwan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; the first pageflip will give you a shield, and consequent pageflips will shoot poison darts at your face. ( total original joke, not stolen from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comicsandcosplay/comics/critical-miss/11138-Dark-Souls-Six-Darkest-Souls&quot; title=&quot;http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comicsandcosplay/comics/critical-miss/11138-Dark-Souls-Six-Darkest-Souls&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow external&quot;&gt;http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comicsandcosplay/comics/critical-miss/11138-Dark-Souls-Six-Darkest-Souls&lt;/a&gt; )</html>
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