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 <title>Jack (hammersbrony92)'s status on Sunday, 21-Aug-11 20:51:23 UTC</title>
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 <html>*Best friend David calls after I finish work* &amp;quot;I hate you.&amp;quot; Me: &amp;quot;...hm?&amp;quot; David: &amp;quot;Ugh, never mind...&amp;quot; Me: &amp;quot;Seriously dude, what's up?&amp;quot; David: &amp;quot;I sort of don't wanna say... I'll talk to you about it later&amp;quot; Me: &amp;quot;What's happening?&amp;quot; *Friendship is Magic theme tune plays on his end of the phone* David: &amp;quot;This... is your fault. You DICK.&amp;quot; Hell. Freakin'. Yes.</html>
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