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 <title>Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Monday, 04-Jul-16 22:58:22 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Zenneth (zennx)</author_name>
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 <html>Events that happened in Dragon's Dogma:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;enter crypt&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;open Sarcophagus&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;cutscene: skeleton rises gets covered in bananaty armor and gets a glowing eye&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;psh, not even as scary as Sans (Hell, you're not even as scary as Sir Daniel Fortesque), bet you don't even know how to blue&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;[expelative]-ass skeleton emits a low growl&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;It would be more intimidating if you just screamed &amp;quot;I AM EEEEEVIL&amp;quot; with Skeletor's voice&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Battle Start&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Pawn gets behind Skeledude&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Grabs hold of skeledude&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Execute::Highschool_Bully_Routine_4&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;proceed to deliver the most once-sided beating of this skeleton's unlife&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;skeledude escapes Pawn's hold&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Pawn Grabs him again&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;THE RIDE NEVER ENDS&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Keel Mr. Bones &lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Get 2k exp and neat new armor&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;doot.wav</html>
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