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 <title>Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Saturday, 13-Aug-16 18:20:42 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Zenneth (zennx)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/17847&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Mattimation&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;mrmattimation&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; because humans are slow af&lt;br /&gt;did you know it's still illegal to have sex outside of wedlock in some countries&lt;br /&gt;even tho it only affects Humans&lt;br /&gt;and that Humans are Apes&lt;br /&gt;and that there's no species of Ape known for being monogamous?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;damn humans are dumb</html>
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