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 <title>Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Monday, 12-Sep-16 01:53:35 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Zenneth (zennx)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/2706&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;monsutaa kaado!&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;mushi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &amp;gt;and God sayeth: &amp;quot;Noah, craft an ark, and place onto it a couple of each kind of mob, you're going to need to get inventive with the ones that are on fire&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;and God giveth Noah Creative Mode, so that he could build the ark without having to wait for 3 years&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;and once Noah had done so God looketh at his work and saw that it was good, for God was running a 2k texture pack&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;and then did God raise the water level by 300 vertical cubes, drowning all the other scrubs in the server, including Noah, kuz constructs don't float in minecraft&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;and then Noah started mangoing in [world] chat and God got fed up with his FrankerZ and perma-banned his dumb ass&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;Then God , using his |_337 h4x0r sk1llz changed the dirt blocks into active TNT blocks and laughed as the server lagged with sick explosions</html>
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