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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 13-Oct-16 08:34:25 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>I take issue with English pop punk band Busted and their 2002 hit single &amp;quot;Year 3000&amp;quot; for its logical flaws.  For example, they state that not much has changed, but immediately after stress that we live underwater.  Secondly, their grasp of time is shaky; they expect my family lineage to reach to great great great granddaughter after 1000 years.  Are children born really late into their parents' lives in the future?  Thirdly, after 1000 years they anticipate releasing seven albums.  In their first five years as a band they released two albums.  This suggests a preposterously slow creative output.  Next, their seventh and latest album is projected to outsell the entire Michael Jackson discography.  This is a unrealistic and boastful expectation.  Fifthly, a verse states that they &amp;quot;went to the future / in the flux thing&amp;quot;.  Even a casual viewing of Back to the Future would yield the knowledge that the flux capacitor is a device, not a travel machine.  Busted also states that triple breaste</html>
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