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 <title>Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Thursday, 20-Oct-16 11:28:21 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Zenneth (zennx)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1089&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;adiwan&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;adiwan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; let me expand on this:&lt;br /&gt;Not-so-distant-future; self-driving cars are commonplace, and with automatic refuelling stations they can go anywhere, for however long till the car itself falls apart.&lt;br /&gt;one car suddenly stops in the middle of a main street, inside it lies a body, sitting on the passenger side, with it's head severed and propped on the driver's side, it's so old it's basically a mummy skin dried up by the sun, so very old the car doesn't even smell of death, just of dust and old leather. &lt;br /&gt;The car's log showed that it had been driving on a preset course for over 5 years, never stopping.&lt;br /&gt;After a few more weeks  more cases like this occur on other streets of the country, but for every week that passes the corpses appear to be about 6 months closer to the time of death.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now all we have to do is make the story about a detective, make him mysterious and make a poster that's got 3 lines of generic blurb and with Matt Damon's face and we got a money-printing machine</html>
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