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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Nov-16 09:30:53 UTC</title>
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 <html>In today's installment of We Are Already Living In a Cyber-Dystopia, a parcel Gherkin ordered from Amazon last week was given a due date of this Thursday - and somehow automatically added to an Outlook calendar he doesn't maintain.  And then the parcel arrived today anyway.  Thanks, Bill Gates!</html>
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