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 <title>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 20-Jan-17 08:51:04 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)</author_name>
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 <html>Dear dream journal.  Last night I came home from work and my bed was on the front garden.  I stripped down to my underwear to laze around on it, as I usually do after work.  When people came past I decided to move my bed into the house.  I got into the house, closed the door behind me, and a voice behind me said &amp;quot;Hello Jack&amp;quot;.  This is how I woke up at 5am</html>
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