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 <title>Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Thursday, 09-Feb-17 08:21:39 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)</author_name>
 <author_url>http://rainbowdash.net/ceruleanspark</author_url>
 <url>http://rainbowdash.net/notice/4600221</url>
 <html> “Choo choo! Now pulling into Reality Station! Get a grip, Timmy. Santa isn’t real, multiple puppies working in tandem are physically capable of operating an AK-47, and train conductor is a made-up bullgrape job.”</html>
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