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 <title>Ulysses Norbert Owen (automicrojuvoequiphiliac)'s status on Sunday, 04-Sep-11 01:20:15 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Ulysses Norbert Owen (automicrojuvoequiphiliac)</author_name>
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 <html>I was recently sent a humorous illustration. Rainbow Dash advertising &amp;quot;clopjobs&amp;quot; for $1, and several character's reactions. My friends had the obvious reaction, but for a full five seconds, I was stuck on the fact that it was an inaccurate parallel to the etymology of the actual terms. The first noun, (usually &amp;quot;hand&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;blow&amp;quot;) refers to something used to accomplish the act. &amp;quot;Clop&amp;quot;, however, refers to the act itself. One does not clop someone, nor does one use their clop to do so. It would be like advertising &amp;quot;mangoesiojob: $1&amp;quot;. Then I realized what I was looking at and I became a bit less focused on linguistics and a bit more focused on the concept of oh god get it out of my head.</html>
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