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 <title>Xandrae Imnotgivingmynametoamachine (fortecanter)'s status on Thursday, 08-Sep-11 06:38:52 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Xandrae Imnotgivingmynametoamachine (fortecanter)</author_name>
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 <html>As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, 
Butt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know- What' in his hand. 
 'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 
'Not that Damn Breathalyser Test again.!!!'</html>
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