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 <title>RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:35:46 UTC</title>
 <author_name>RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/29775&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;LCpl Azure Blaze&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;lcplazureblaze&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Only thing I can think of is someone screwing up when assembling the toilet. The only bathroom appliance that should shoot water at you is a bidet, which kinda looks like a toilet, but that's for washing your butt and feet, not for relieving yourself. &lt;a href=&quot;https://ugc.kn3.net/i/origin/https://martinher85.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/bidet.jpg&quot; title=&quot;https://ugc.kn3.net/i/origin/https://martinher85.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/bidet.jpg&quot; class=&quot;attachment&quot; id=&quot;attachment-861446&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow external&quot;&gt;https://ugc.kn3.net/i/origin/https://martinher85.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/bidet.jpg&lt;/a&gt;</html>
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