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 <title>Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)'s status on Friday, 16-Sep-11 01:46:20 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Eat me, I ain't telling you. (quetzalcoatl)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1742&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Zach K.&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;zach121k&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; I like them 'cause they're cute and clever and funny. They just have no sexual appeal to me. I mean, maybe they could be sexy in a hyperbolic use of the word, like a car or a TARDIS, but not actually sexy like a person. And if it's true that a lot of bronies find ponies sexy, then I guess I get to be the outcast. Again.</html>
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