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 <title>lilytheamazingfaintingpony's status on Tuesday, 20-Sep-11 19:43:37 UTC</title>
 <author_name>lilytheamazingfaintingpony</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/2559&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Jeff&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;pinhooves&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; @&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/2126&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;The Hugger&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname&quot;&gt;stumperman07&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Yeah, well, the poisoning part is not very likely, but still... Like my bio says, I work with special needs kids. So today I was put in charge of a girl with multiple handicaps, she's wheelchair-bound, can't speak, can barely move her arms. She has a really expressive face though, I like working with her because she is so easy to read. Anyway, moving on with my story: we were making apple and raisin jelly, and were going to start cooking it. I was going to put something away in another room, but before I left, I decided to put the cooking top on so it would be warm when I come back(we cook on electric cooking tops here, they are very slow). That was my first crucial mistake, leaving the room with a heating cooking top and a helpless kid in the room. I know better than this. So I went out of the room, but then I got sidetracked, and a thirty second absence became three, maybe four minutes long. When I got back the room was covered in smoke.</html>
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