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 <title>Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-18 18:28:31 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Matt (zeldatra)</author_name>
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 <html>Reason #&lt;span class=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/tag/2&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot;&gt;2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;: Walmart puts all of their condoms in a locked box so you can’t go through the self-checkout. You gotta get judged by a cashier. She’ll look at you and say “ew, gross, you’re shopping at Walmart of all places?”</html>
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