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 <title>Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Thursday, 21-Feb-19 23:22:33 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)</author_name>
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 <html>Ever watched a commercial (I never watch commercials) scream out loud &amp;quot;Hey I want that product !&amp;quot;. Then a darkness lift and you find yourself in your bed ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm having what my friends would call 'Statler&amp;amp;Waldorf style nightmares' now. Why ? &amp;quot;Cus you are getting OLD !&amp;quot;</html>
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