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 <title>thismightbeauser's status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-19 00:21:32 UTC</title>
 <author_name>thismightbeauser</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/53973&quot; class=&quot;url&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;thismightbeauser&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; It's a fan series where all the ponies have antisocial personalities. Twlight: rabid anime-obsessed fanfiction writer. Fluttershy: Still shy, threatens murder to control her animals, is part dragon (dragonness is recessive!). Rainbow Dash: She rainbow dashes and dashes rainbows. Talks like a Pokemon and is generally completely inept. Applejack: The element of -&lt;span class=&quot;striket&quot;&gt;loyalty&lt;/span&gt;- &amp;quot; &lt;b&gt;*honesty*&lt;/b&gt; &amp;quot; Pinkie Pie: Secretly a witch trying to resurrect her parents. Loves to sing about her tragic childhood as an orphan to inappropriately gleeful tunes. Rarity: Loves giant hats. Sweetie Belle: Secretly a robot. Talks like a robot and is not waterproof, but no one seems to notice. Spike: The punching bag. Gets injured and made fun of constantly. Princess Molestia: Spirit name Luna. Talks in a thick accent. Tries too hard to be liked and comes across as weirder than Twilight. Princess Celestia: Voiced by a dude. Secretly hates Twilight and sends her on nonsense missions.</html>
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