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 <title>Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-19 12:15:13 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)</author_name>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/1089&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;adiwan&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;adiwan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Everything dies if you hit it on the head hard enough.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Except Captain Phasma. Mark my word she will either be in the next episode/movie shrugging off a critical hit on her head, or she will not be in the next episode/movie at all making her character fit in between Watto and Fodesinbeed Annodue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All I wanted is some amazing woman be awesome. Not for this woman to be wrapped in tin-foil and have less screen time or impact than Admiral Motti ( &lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/url/874904&quot; title=&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzs-OvfG8tE&quot; class=&quot;attachment thumbnail&quot; id=&quot;attachment-874904&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow external&quot;&gt;http://rainbowdash.net/url/874904&lt;/a&gt; )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heck I could write her in a more epic space opera and I am drunk half the time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We start off with StarKiller Base being under New Republic's command with Captain Phasma pretty much being the head honcho when the Supremacy, multiple dreadnoughts, some Interdictor Star Destroyers ( they block hyperspace and communications ) to take over the facility. Then later have Kylo force-choke Phasma on display and throw her to the floor. Helmet flies off, and you see her eyes as she surrenders to Snoke.</html>
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