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 <title>Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Aug-19 23:17:06 UTC</title>
 <author_name>Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)</author_name>
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 <html>&amp;quot;Don't you worry captain, I am as sharp as a knife, as keen as a bean, got my eyes on everything and everyone all at once like an owl&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;20 seconds later&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;BONG&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Auch ! Who put that bulkhead there ?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I facepalmed IRL. and I HAD to take that buffoon with me on a mission. So we got captured, 3 times, inside of the same facility. Once because he could not keep his mouth shut, once because he sneezed while we tried to sneak past a patrol, and once because... Well maybe that last time was MY fault but how was I supposed to know that there was no hot sauce in the red barrels with a flame on em ?</html>
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