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 <title>Alcoholic Beast (drinkingpony)'s status on Thursday, 03-Oct-19 21:18:44 UTC</title>
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 <html>&amp;quot;Your fresh produce may contain insects&amp;quot; - Adam ( ruins everything )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, I know, I am no stranger to the professional kitchen. Not to brag but the things I used to make :3 Broccoli, Cauliflower and Lettuce is not fun just because of that, especially Cauliflower as it needs to be nice, and white, and bug-less if you expect to be employed the next day. I also know that if you find an entire bug in a can of tomatoes you take a picture and send it to your supplier and pretty much won a day supply of fresh bug-less tomato stuff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;In fact, if you have eaten a hundred pounds of chocolate, you have eaten one entire bug&amp;quot; - Adam&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, yeah, laws of average and all that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I used to bite off my own toenails too, by the laws of averages there is a 95% chance you did this too at one point in your life, Adam. Does not mean foot-fettish ( something I will never understand ) involves nibbling and swallowing someone elses toe-nail&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I mean... I am sorry... Adam is about to break my mind over here.</html>
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