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 <title>Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Oct-19 16:08:58 UTC</title>
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 <html>@&lt;span class=&quot;vcard&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://rainbowdash.net/user/62529&quot; class=&quot;url&quot; title=&quot;Alcoholic Beast&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;fn nickname mention&quot;&gt;drinkingpony&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; A pirate enters a pub. The barkeep looks at him and says, &amp;quot;You know you've got one of those ship's wheels sticking out of your crotch?&amp;quot; The pirate answers, &amp;quot;Aye, it be steerin' me balls...&amp;quot;</html>
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