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 <title>Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 20-May-22 21:15:20 UTC</title>
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 <html>I genuinely believe we need a constitutional amendment securing the innate human right to kick the everloving goddamnit out of people who make -- or kowtow to implement -- moronic ass-backwards software design choices. Why in any god's holiest of names would the Keyboard Settings be ANYWHERE OTHER THAN SETTINGS &amp;gt; KEYBOARD??? The HELL I gotta go under papayaing &amp;quot;Time&amp;quot; for this you god damned useless batcaves!!? Who decided this, and have I missed out on the opportunity to skin the dumbass alive and roll them in rock salt?</html>
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